Dad Jokes

[Ravenade]

Hey! Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?



He Pasta way

 

[Ravenade]

How do you steal a coat?



You jack-et

 

[Mrach31]

What does a bull say when his son go to school?

Bi-son!

 

[Blasphemy]

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems

 

[Ravenade]

:Knock knock



: Who's there?



:Atch



:Atch who?



:Bless you

 

[Ravenade]

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?



Cause it's Two-Tired

 

[Mrach31]

My sister once want to borrow my pencil for her exam, and I gave her my pencil that has 2 erasers, she suddenly got mad at me and said "It's Pointless!"

 

[Blasphemy]

My sister once want to borrow my pencil for her exam, and I gave her my pencil that has 2 erasers, she suddenly got mad at me and said "It's Pointless!"

She has potential to be a dadmom

 

[Blasphemy]

I asked my cat what's two minus two. He said nothing.

 

[Mrach31]

I asked my cat what's two minus two. He said nothing.

Well you see, the thing is you should know cat can't "say" anyhthing because that's not what they do, but they "meow" instead, it's the same like this one pokemon I had when I ask her what's 1+1 and she mew-two
...
ok I know that was bad

 

[Ravenade]

Singing in the bathroom is fun until the soap gets in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

 

[Ravenade]

I ask my dad on "how do I look?" on my dress because I'm going to attend a party. And he just told me "with your eyes"

 

[Mrach31]

A few years ago when I still on my highschool year, I remember there's a kidnapping on my school.. But it's ok tho, thanks to my teacher, He woke up.

 

[Ravenade]

What is a food that is in pain?

a PAINcake

 

[Mrach31]

Yo.. Have you guys ever tried doing a backflip? Bruh let me tell you, the first time I tried it I was Heels over Head!

 

[Mrach31]

I have to say this thread has been quite interesting, but did you all know when does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

 

[Blasphemy]

I have to say this thread has been quite interesting, but did you all know when does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

.... I feel like you especially have potential to be a great daddy. Which kinda fits your profile. Btw, wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

 

[Ravenade]

This thread was meant to make me laugh in my sad days. Thank you guys for the jokes(I also miss my dad doing jokes like this). So way back when my dad was around, we were on the car that time and he was reversing the car then he said “Ahh, this takes me back.”

 

[Mrach31]

This thread was meant to make me laugh in my sad days. Thank you guys for the jokes(I also miss my dad doing jokes like this). So way back when my dad was around, we were on the car that time and he was reversing the car then he said “Ahh, this takes me back.”

Heh, it's nothing, I just like telling dad jokes you know.. Because sometimes he laugh!

 

[Ravenade]

When I fart in front of you, does that mean you are now fart of my life?