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Harry Severus

Harry Severus

😎Wizard👁 of Sbennytopia
Member for 3 years
A mother traveled across the country to watch her only son get married and
graduate from the air force on the exact same day. “Thank you for coming,” the
son said. “It means so much.” “

Of course I’d be here,” the mother replied.
“It’s
not every day a mom watches her son get his wings and have them clipped all in
one day.”
 
Harry Severus

Harry Severus

😎Wizard👁 of Sbennytopia
Member for 3 years
A little girl asks her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother
answers, “Well, God made Adam and Eve and then they had kids. So all
mankind was made.” Two days later the little girl asks her father the exact same
question. The father answers, “Many years ago, there were monkeys from which
the entire human race evolved.” The confused little girl returns to her mother and
says, “Mom, you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said man
developed from monkeys. Why do you have different stories?” The mother
answers, “Well, I was referring to my side of the family and your dad was
talking about his side.”
 
Ravenade

Ravenade

Savage Lv6️⃣
Green Thumb
Member for 2 years
Harry Severus said:
A little girl asks her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother
answers, “Well, God made Adam and Eve and then they had kids. So all
mankind was made.” Two days later the little girl asks her father the exact same
question. The father answers, “Many years ago, there were monkeys from which
the entire human race evolved.” The confused little girl returns to her mother and
says, “Mom, you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said man
developed from monkeys. Why do you have different stories?” The mother
answers, “Well, I was referring to my side of the family and your dad was
talking about his side.”
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WilhelmGer

WilhelmGer

In Love Lv4️⃣
Sigma mom
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Harry Severus said:
A little girl asks her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother
answers, “Well, God made Adam and Eve and then they had kids. So all
mankind was made.” Two days later the little girl asks her father the exact same
question. The father answers, “Many years ago, there were monkeys from which
the entire human race evolved.” The confused little girl returns to her mother and
says, “Mom, you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said man
developed from monkeys. Why do you have different stories?” The mother
answers, “Well, I was referring to my side of the family and your dad was
talking about his side.”
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🤣🤣🤣🤣lol
 
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