in the moment of Apocalypse the only thing that can save you is on your left, how screwed are you

[simdimlim]

A cup of coffee. I guess I can splash a zombie with the coffee, use the cup to bash their head, and use the teaspoon to gouge their eyes?

 

[Mark A]

A cup of coffee. I guess I can splash a zombie with the coffee, use the cup to bash their head, and use the teaspoon to gouge their eyes?

I don't think taking a zombie's eye would help, you'll only get covered with zombie blood and you might get infected from it. Just drink the coffee and run, like the rest of us.

 

[jasbunny]

My 10 year old cat asleep on my pillow. RIP to me, I guess

 

[simdimlim]

I don't think taking a zombie's eye would help, you'll only get covered with zombie blood and you might get infected from it. Just drink the coffee and run, like the rest of us.

True enough. Gonna enjoy the coffee and run for my life. Hahaha

 

[Veldur]

Got a jar of Nutella, maybe I can convince zombies there's better things to eat?

 

[Mark A]

Got a jar of Nutella, maybe I can convince zombies there's better things to eat?

Hmm...I think you're on to something here.

 

[FoxInFlames]

Not so bad....
On my left is a small knife (and a fork)

 

[Mark A]

Not so bad....
On my left is a small knife (and a fork)

Congratulations you are going to survive.

 

[FoxInFlames]

Congratulations you are going to survive.

I don't think a small knife would be enough tho (it's blade is the length of my index finger), I could do with a machine gun .

 

[PowerTrix3]

colored pencils i am definitely not surviving

 

[FoxInFlames]

colored pencils i am definitely not surviving

Why not poke them in the eye with that?

 

[PowerTrix3]

didn't think about that plus i was in school when I said that

 

[PowerTrix9]

my watch i guess i am not gonna survive at all

 

[Blasphemy]

*Turns head and looks towards my cat, who literally runs away from cockroaches*
He tastes terrible so I'm supremely screwed.