I went to college to study and perfect the art of burger flipping. I studied hard and practiced multiple flipping techniques with different tools forks, knifes, bare hands anything. My first job was at a nearby Mcnoodles a fast food restaurant. I quickly made that place the most popular food place. I left in search of another place suited for my special talents. My next job was at Outback Burger Hut. A man by the name of golden ribeye (Gorden Ramsy) tasted my holy burger and offered me a job at buffalo wild burgers. There I met chef Boyardee the canned pizza maker.
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Wait... It did not end there. My flipping became too dangerous for the world. I left my job and scaled the highest mountain and stayed there for what felt like years. A mob came, after they smelled the burger from thousands of miles away. out where I flipped a burger in their general direction. It spun perfectly. The earth shook with the mighty flip. Earthquakes, tsunamis, firenados flashed around. A single tear fell from one of their faces. I ripped off my fake gray beard and left. It turned out i had only stayed there for less than one day. I was never recognized again and I swore never to flip one burger again...
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But... That is the beginning... Here is what happened a bit afterwards I go on to meet the pope to find out what was under his cap. I also meet the president. I die by fighting a table and getting struck by lightning. Then I come back to life and die when a wheel chair falls on me. I could type it out but I need some inspiration which is at least one person saying,
"hey you have to write it that's the good stuff!"
I accept only 100,000$ tips.
you know... You can laugh.
Yep..
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I went to college to study and perfect the art of burger flipping. I studied hard and practiced multiple flipping techniques with different tools forks, knifes, bare hands anything. My first job was at a nearby Mcnoodles a fast food restaurant. I quickly made that place the most popular food place. I left in search of another place suited for my special talents. My next job was at Outback Burger Hut. A man by the name of golden ribeye (Gorden Ramsy) tasted my holy burger and offered me a job at buffalo wild burgers. There I met chef Boyardee the canned pizza maker.
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Wait... It did not end there. My flipping became too dangerous for the world. I left my job and scaled the highest mountain and stayed there for what felt like years. A mob came, after they smelled the burger from thousands of miles away. out where I flipped a burger in their general direction. It spun perfectly. The earth shook with the mighty flip. Earthquakes, tsunamis, firenados flashed around. A single tear fell from one of their faces. I ripped off my fake gray beard and left. It turned out i had only stayed there for less than one day. I was never recognized again and I swore never to flip one burger again...
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But... That is the beginning... Here is what happened a bit afterwards I go on to meet the pope to find out what was under his cap. I also meet the president. I die by fighting a table and getting struck by lightning. Then I come back to life and die when a wheel chair falls on me. I could type it out but I need some inspiration which is at least one person saying,
"hey you have to write it that's the good stuff!"
I accept only 100,000$ tips.
you know... You can laugh.
I only have one wish in life... I wish it were me! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡
.... Now I'm depressed because I'm not a burger flipping master. .-.
Thank you for your heartwarming and realistic story. It's truly satisfactorious!!
Also ... I currently feel the need to give you all my money. Take everything I have...
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