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A pirate walks into a bar with an eye patch, a peg-leg and a hook for a hand
The bartender notice his leg: "How did you get that peg-leg"
The pirate reply: "Arrrg... it were many years ago. I were walkin' on the deck wen a wave swept a shark aboard, and the bastard bit my leg off!!"
"Wow", replies the bartender. "What about the hand?"
"Arrrg... it were many years ago. I were walkin' on the deck when a wave swept a killer whale aboard, i try to kill it, but that bastard bit my hand of!!!"
"Oh..." replies againg the bartender. "How about the eye?"
The pirate replies, "Arrrg... It were many years ago, i were walkin' on the deck when a seagull came outta nowhere and pooped in my eye"
"And that blinded you?" asked the bartender
"No, twas me firsr day with the hook..."
A married woman with four children was sitting alone at a bar enjoying a cocktial after work one night wen the bar door opened and the most gorgeos hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.
He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare.
The man notice that he was the objet of the woman's rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile , approached her.
Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and wispered in her ear: "I'll do anything", he whispered in a deep, soft voice, "Anything, absolutely anuthing you have ever fantasized, for fifty dollars. There's just one condition..."
Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condotion>
The man said: " You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words"
The woman gazed into his eyes, considering the poposition, the reaced into her handbag and took out fifty dollars.
She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed into his waiting hand.
Then she leaned over and wispered into his ear:
"Clean.....my....House"
The bartender notice his leg: "How did you get that peg-leg"
The pirate reply: "Arrrg... it were many years ago. I were walkin' on the deck wen a wave swept a shark aboard, and the bastard bit my leg off!!"
"Wow", replies the bartender. "What about the hand?"
"Arrrg... it were many years ago. I were walkin' on the deck when a wave swept a killer whale aboard, i try to kill it, but that bastard bit my hand of!!!"
"Oh..." replies againg the bartender. "How about the eye?"
The pirate replies, "Arrrg... It were many years ago, i were walkin' on the deck when a seagull came outta nowhere and pooped in my eye"
"And that blinded you?" asked the bartender
"No, twas me firsr day with the hook..."
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A married woman with four children was sitting alone at a bar enjoying a cocktial after work one night wen the bar door opened and the most gorgeos hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.
He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare.
The man notice that he was the objet of the woman's rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile , approached her.
Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and wispered in her ear: "I'll do anything", he whispered in a deep, soft voice, "Anything, absolutely anuthing you have ever fantasized, for fifty dollars. There's just one condition..."
Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condotion>
The man said: " You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words"
The woman gazed into his eyes, considering the poposition, the reaced into her handbag and took out fifty dollars.
She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed into his waiting hand.
Then she leaned over and wispered into his ear:
"Clean.....my....House"
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