Adult jokes -1
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It's fine. My sister is not so little anymore. Although, the "let me explain" portion was to irritate her more than anything.You shouldn't tell these adult jokes to your little sister . It will spoil her
How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Apparently, 8 is not the correct answer, because my basement is still f**kin dark!
Where did Mary go after stepping on a landmine? Everywhere.
Dark Humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old!
Apparently, 8 is not the correct answer, because my basement is still f**kin dark!
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Where did Mary go after stepping on a landmine? Everywhere.
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Dark Humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old!
Why Santa Why? :lol::lol:Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
There was a man running on the beach when suddenly he heard a sob, he approached and then he saw a young girl without arms, or legs in the sand, crying,
the man aproach her and ask:
why are you crying here?
she answer: i'm 19 years old, i have no arms and no legs, and i have never been kissed by a man...
The man feel pitty about her and crouch down and give her a deep kiss, then smile at her,
but suddenly she start crying again..
whats wrong? i didn't mean to be rude at you - he say.
Then she says : It's not your fault, i'm 19 years old, i have no arms and no legs and no men have never **** me...
then this man take her on his arms, walks into the wather till it's on his chest level, and then trow her at the waves and say:
Now you're **** !!..
the man aproach her and ask:
why are you crying here?
she answer: i'm 19 years old, i have no arms and no legs, and i have never been kissed by a man...
The man feel pitty about her and crouch down and give her a deep kiss, then smile at her,
but suddenly she start crying again..
whats wrong? i didn't mean to be rude at you - he say.
Then she says : It's not your fault, i'm 19 years old, i have no arms and no legs and no men have never **** me...
then this man take her on his arms, walks into the wather till it's on his chest level, and then trow her at the waves and say:
Now you're **** !!..
A man and a woman was standing in an elevator waiting for people to enter. The man kept starring at the woman's breast and didn't know what was happening around him.. the woman looked at him and said.. don't just stare, press one... The man exit the elevator with bloody nose thinking pressing one wasn't a good idea.
Greetings and salutations! I was told to write my joke here. So, ...
Three nuns were walking down a dark alley one night.
Suddenly, a man in a trench-coat jumped in front of them, and flashed them!!!
The first nun had a stroke.
The second nun had a stroke too.
But the third nun refused to touch it.
Three nuns were walking down a dark alley one night.
Suddenly, a man in a trench-coat jumped in front of them, and flashed them!!!
The first nun had a stroke.
The second nun had a stroke too.
But the third nun refused to touch it.
Dirty minds think alike.. I got a couple I can share
1.What's the best thing about dating homeless girls?
= You can drop them off anywhere.
2.What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face?
= Finding out it was traced.
And I would tell you a joke about my penis.
But it's too long
1.What's the best thing about dating homeless girls?
= You can drop them off anywhere.
2.What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face?
= Finding out it was traced.
And I would tell you a joke about my penis.
But it's too long
