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Why does a grandma read the bible every night before bed?
She's getting ready for the entry exam.
I'll see myself out now
She's getting ready for the entry exam.
I'll see myself out now
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- Author: Thread starter Cheettat
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Okay, listen up...
One day a women, pregnant with triplets, were shot during a rampage. 17 out of 20 bullets were successfully removes, the women survived and bore 3 beautiful little baby boys....
Several years later the frost boy came to his mum: mummy mummy, when I was peeing, there was a pling, and a bullet came out of my wiener.... The women said: don't worry darling, this will never happen again...
Some weeks later the second boy comes: mummy mummy, when I was peeing, there was a pling, and a bullet came out of my wiener.... The women said: don't worry darling, this will never happen again...
Again several weeks later the third boy comes: mummy mummy! The mum said: lemme guess, you peed, there was a pling and a bullet came out of your ding ding dong...
The boy said: what? No! I shot the dog while masturbating....
One day a women, pregnant with triplets, were shot during a rampage. 17 out of 20 bullets were successfully removes, the women survived and bore 3 beautiful little baby boys....
Several years later the frost boy came to his mum: mummy mummy, when I was peeing, there was a pling, and a bullet came out of my wiener.... The women said: don't worry darling, this will never happen again...
Some weeks later the second boy comes: mummy mummy, when I was peeing, there was a pling, and a bullet came out of my wiener.... The women said: don't worry darling, this will never happen again...
Again several weeks later the third boy comes: mummy mummy! The mum said: lemme guess, you peed, there was a pling and a bullet came out of your ding ding dong...
The boy said: what? No! I shot the dog while masturbating....
