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BlindFaith

Lurker Lv0️⃣
Member for 6 years
Hello and good day my fellow welshmen,my name is Anon or you may refer to me as Anon-kun for short and now i would like to introduce some general qualities about myself for bondage reasons:
>i dislike short walks on the beach
>the general air of the outside world sickens me
>the sun is the cancer in my life and likewise i avoid it as much possible
>i stay clear of social activity whilst in engaging with it as much as i possibly can
>i become hypothermic when i run for some strange reason
>i cant help but feel like im getting a blowjob by the grim reaper at times
>i may or not hibernate for a half year
>i cannot neither deny or confirm that i am indeed your friendly neighbourhood sociopath
>pumpkins readily disgust and deter me [Please do leave them outside your house]
>i sleep under the bed in fear of the ceiling falling on me
>i am an avid litarary fan majoring in the dark arts of vns,light novels,mangas,cyoas and most importantly the soceital epidemic known as 4chan and its degenerative kin
>i am pure blooded anime elitist and know very well the for spawning those cancerous creatures known as "weebs"
>i suffer from the dreaded 8th grader syndrome,so please bully,hopefully it will cure me
>i am openminded and likewise brokenminded
>my motivation to do things are generally in the lower percentile of your childhood grades
>i am asexual in nature with a want for general meaning to inserting key into lock
>i am a 100% believer in true love,so leaver me in my bubble dont popper it with the scourge that is ntr
>i am a leo of the highest degree capable on the sun
>i am more virgin than the Blessed Virgin Mary
>and finaly if yer havent figured it out yet i am a the rest yer will have to figure out on yer own.
[this took way too long]
and for those in which it may concern,heres meh steam profolio Steam Community :: ㊉ỮŇβŘ€ΔҜΔβŁ€_ᘉᓰᘐᏥ☂ <--fair warning not pc
if for some unknown reason yer cant reach me with the forementioned link above try contacting my fellow guild members >Steam Community :: 〈〈AC〉〉_GLINT〉〉
>Steam Community :: CoClan | nlvguy
for further remedial assistence.

And yes the lack of spacing in here is atrocious,ill get around to fixing it up eventually.
 
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Member for 6 years
Welcome @BlindFaith,
Its a pleasure to meet you(again). Haha. Don't think you'd be considered as new since you've been here for a good few months already. :p Anyway, we're proud to have you as a member and I hope you'll continue to enjoy our community here at Sbenny.com.

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