Half-Baked Wisdom!!

[Ccrash]

Let's bless each other with fortune cookie wisdom!
Write your own fortune cookie message, be it funny, sweet, wise or otherwise.
Cuz I'm bored and want to have fortune cookies right now!

Rules are easy:
Someone posts a quote and the person below is the receiver.
Example:
Person A: Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul forever
Person B: yikes! .... Well, the person below me will have a long life filled with love!


I start:

You will meet the love of your life.... naked and with rice between your teeth.

 

[Another Coffee]

Awesome! Probably while cutting my fingernails

The person below me will have a bit of an accident while wearing white pants. Avoid them, mate!!! D:>

 

[Ccrash]

.... A work accident then? I always knew that my work is slowly killing me....


The person bellow me will be banned soon

 

[Another Coffee]

About time!!! xDD

The person belows me will carry a foul feet odour for the next few weeks. Discretion is adviced!

 

[Ccrash]

well sh**


Ask your Mom because I don't know your future!

 

[Another Coffee]

She says i never had one to begin with!! xDDD

A fresh start will put you on your way....to prison

 

[VerneJules]

Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have stolen those clown shoes

Be wary, your email account will be spammed with fandango and grubhub emails

 

[Ccrash]

My Spam folder will be full then.... and I cannot delete them because there may be something important!! What a torture! D:
Yikes forever....!

You'll discover that someone close to you is actually an Alien.

 

[Another Coffee]

Someone close to me. Of course *looks from one side to another* The hoomans suspect nuthin'!

You need to appreciate change. You'll lose all your money and have nothing but change

 

[Ccrash]

Well Sh**! I'm like you then


Your problem got bigger. Think about what you have done.

 

[Another Coffee]

Hey i'm a healthy guy! These things happen! D:


May the chips in your cookies always be bitter raisins

 

[Ccrash]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU MONSTER!!


I cannot help you, I am just a line written in a post, sorry.

 

[Cholee]

I am monster with brightest smile
Your lunch menu will makes you throw up

 

[Ccrash]

Urgh. I'm not having lunch tomorrow.

Prepare! Zombies are coming!

 

[Another Coffee]

They are drunks! Close enough

Stop procrastinating...starting tomorrow!

 

[Ccrash]

................... D: no.

It's actually 2030 already. Everyone on the planet is just pranking you.

 

[Cholee]

I'm immune to prank.
Your sleep won't be sound, because you've got stomachache

 

[Ccrash]

D: no-no stomach upset!


The programm "Fortune" is currently not installed on your device. You can install "Fortune" by writing your Bank Account Data's below or paying 1 Million SB Points for the mod.

 

[Cholee]

Soldier of "fortune" comes to safe me.
You've found some money on the ground, but your wallet is gone.

 

[Ccrash]

Yikes forever!

You lost some money but you will find a wallet on the ground.