Half-Baked Wisdom!!

[Ccrash]

Bs!

you'll lie about a towel.

 

[Another Coffee]

Your favourite finished series is making a reboot...but you won't like any of the actors D:

 

[Ccrash]

That's terrible! Can't something else happen instead?the apocalypse for example?

someone stands in front of your house. Lock the door.

 

[Another Coffee]

What door? D:>

A strong wind will carry across three states. A good chance for some involuntary turism!

 

[Nimue]

I hate tourism!

The cake is a lie. Your lie!

 

[Ccrash]

Oh !

you'll accidently destroy the internet.

 

[Nimue]

Someone should shot me down like now!

You are a crab, but a white one. Enjoy being the prey.

 

[Ccrash]

Your selfies of the rhino hunt will be criticized on Twitter soon.

 

[Cholee]

Oh too bad I don't have a Twitter account.

Your best selfie is in ruin, someone photobombed it

 

[Ccrash]

.... this happens all the time


A tank will wake you up tomorrow.

 

[Cholee]

Oh i remember to put that sound as my alarm.
You've got glory, taking every country, in monopoly only

 

[Ccrash]

That would be my first time winning in monopoly... but when I was young... you could buy streets and no country I'm getting old... also Monopoly has a terrible Game-Circle...

Your youtube recommendations will be terrible for a month.

 

[ChadCross]

Your youtube recommendations will be terrible for a month.

If i would get a terrible youtube for a month, i will just enjoy it and maybe view it in a perspective of learning/understanding new (weird/odd/cringe/bizarre) things.

Your new year will be filled with thorny paths that will strengthen you if you successful pass said trials.

 

[Ccrash]

.... that's like the first positve message. You heard it here folks, I have a lucky year!


You will confuse christmas and halloween - and your whole fam is invited D:

 

[Weezie91]

Christmas is always Halloween when I wake up next to my husband...

you will be ten mins into a 3 hour bus journey with designated seating until you shart. Unfortunately the bus driver refuses to stop and there aren't any spare seats.

 

[Ccrash]

.... motion-sickness @.@


Everyone on the Forum will see your Browser History soon.

 

[ChadCross]

Everyone on the Forum will see your Browser History soon.

They will only find history of me searching for quote, words and phrase just to response to this thread and the Take a word, Leave a word thread.

Opportunity make come in a very mind bugling way so always keep your eyes open.

 

[Ccrash]

You will be one of the FBI most wanted fugitives.

 

[Nimue]

At least i'm famous!

All your socks have a hole in the fabric.

 

[Another Coffee]

^ Pfffft Every fabric has a hole!

You'll find the perfect shoes but they don't have your size D:>