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Chillybilly

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1= My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be next?”
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We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started doing the same to them at funerals.

2= Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."

3= When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date

4= I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

5= two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: So, shall we cross?
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The other shakes his head: "No way, look at what happened to the zebra."


6= Guest to the waiter: “Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?”
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Waiter: “Sorry, sir, but I’m pretty sure she wants to eat it herself.

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