I was out hunting for Easter Eggs when I stumbled onto a magical egg.....
The egg were odd, laying on a nest surrounded by bamboo's tress, it was sitting among the many clutch of a normal looking duck's eggs, popping up oddly with a strike of yellow and gold instead of the usual cyan blue that i know. My childlike mind, after careful consideration and planning..... Come into a conclusion that this must be easter bunnies lost egg! Thinking about the reward I'll probably get if i return the 'magical egg' i quickly stol- *cough* releasing the egg from it nest. Now that the egg were in my hand i started to notice something.... Bad. It was the smells, so putrid and disgusting, come assaulted my nostril and all sourched from the magical egg on my hands, ugh, baby bunnies must be really smelly when they hatched. But my resolve were steel. And my curiousity (or stupidity?) Were endless, so i bravely take a really close inspection on the egg, noting how heavy it was....i was, with a great braveness then started to peeled the egg. The baby bunny must be struggling inside!.... But then i learned few lessons i never forget...
1)....Bunny are mammals, they didn't lay egg
2)..... Easter Bunny didn't exist, along with Santa, Unicorn and Elf...
3)..... I'll never touch a 'Balut' ....ever again.