Kiss, Marry, Kill :D

[Ccrash]

NARRRGH IMMA BORED BAGUETTE!!!

Easy~ I am sure everyone knows the rules.
But in case you don't:

one person poses three names of people known to the other,
either of people known in their personal lives or of celebrities or whatever.
The next person then has to decide which of the three they would kiss,
which one they would marry, and which one they would kill.

To make things shorter you can use:
for kill
for kiss
for marry

Inspired by this:

Don't say I didn't warn ya, Miyu @MiyukiMyu12 .... cuz I know that I didn't!

I START:
Who would you ?

The Pizza Delivery Boi

The Sushi Delivery Boi

Some Random Boy

 

[Another Coffee]

I would kiss the pizza guy because the thug life chose meh
I would kill the sushi guy because it smells of fish
And i would marry some random boiiiii because chances are that he earns more money than the other two combined xD

FOR THE NEXT PERSON:

Choose between

A - @Adrian27
B - @Hans Bloodsmith
C - @Another Coffee

And the croooowd goes wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild ♫

Nah kidding: Choose between a lawyer, an architect or a random funny joe/jane

 

[Hans Bloodsmith]

I would kiss the pizza guy because the thug life chose meh
I would kill the sushi guy because it smells of fish
And i would marry some random boiiiii because chances are that he earns more money than the other two combined xD

FOR THE NEXT PERSON:

Choose between

A - @Adrian27
B - @Hans Bloodsmith
C - @Another Coffee

And the croooowd goes wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild ♫

Nah kidding: Choose between a lawyer, an architect or a random funny joe/jane

Okay, that's easy.... I think.

I'll marry the lawyer
I'll kill the architect
And then kiss the random jane.... And after that using the help of my lawyer wife to frame the random jane for the architect's murder. Easy

Alright Choose.

A barrista, an adult magazine shop owner and a model

 

[Ccrash]

I would kiss the pizza guy because the thug life chose meh
I would kill the sushi guy because it smells of fish
And i would marry some random boiiiii because chances are that he earns more money than the other two combined xD

That's actually really smart

A barrista because she sounds nice
a model, I mean... why not?
an adult magazine shop owner, no offense.

HERE COMES A HARD NUT!
Choose:
Donald Trump
Vladimir Putin
Kim Jong-Un

 

[Another Coffee]

That's actually really smart

A barrista because she sounds nice
a model, I mean... why not?
an adult magazine shop owner, no offense.

HERE COMES A HARD NUT!
Choose:
Donald Trump
Vladimir Putin
Kim Jong-Un

Im veri smarti!

OOOOOOOOOOOOH I WANT THIS ONE!!!

I would OF COURSE marry Vlad because i want my dude to wrestle with polar bears and shite!
I would kiss Kim because i find him funny
And i would kill Donald because-UGH- that wig!...

Choose your poison:

Stalin
Hitler
Mao Tse Tung

*giddy giggles*

 

[Ccrash]

I would kiss Kim because i find him funny

And i would kill Donald because-UGH- that wig!...

yea, the wig! It's all about that wig! Nothing else wrong there!


Ohhhh.... backfired, huh?
EVERYTHING I CHOOSE HERE IS WRONG!
Thats why:


Myself
No comment.

Choose:
Santa Claus
Tooth Fairy
Easter Bunny

 

[rohand30]

yea, the wig! It's all about that wig! Nothing else wrong there!


Ohhhh.... backfired, huh?
EVERYTHING I CHOOSE HERE IS WRONG!
Thats why:


Myself
No comment.

Choose:
Santa Claus
Tooth Fairy
Easter Bunny

Marry Santa Claus for lifetime gift
Kiss Tooth Fairy
Kill Easter Bunny





Now. Choose
A Zombie
Vampire
Werewolf

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yea, the wig! It's all about that wig! Nothing else wrong there!


Ohhhh.... backfired, huh?
EVERYTHING I CHOOSE HERE IS WRONG!
Thats why:


Myself
No comment.

Choose:
Santa Claus
Tooth Fairy
Easter Bunny

Marry Santa Claus for lifetime gift
Kiss Tooth Fairy
Kill Easter Bunny





Now. Choose
A Zombie
Vampire
Werewolf

 

[Another Coffee]

I'm marrying a vampire because of the promise of eternal life
I'm kissing the werewolf because dem puppies xD
I'm killing the zombie there's little to do there D:>

Choose!

TrololoGuy
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
Pikotaro

FIGHT!

 

[Ccrash]

I'm marrying a vampire because of the promise of eternal life
I'm kissing the werewolf because dem puppies xD
I'm killing the zombie there's little to do there D:>

But ... the kiss of a Vampire gives you eternal lifu not the marriage - no kiss after marriage
And the werewolf---ahh, forget it


Israel Kamakawiwo'ole = direct a night in Vegas because he's funny.
TrololoGuy = would have married him .... but dead.
Pikotaro = because he's left.


Choose!

Ccrash
Another Coffee
Hans Bloodsmith

FIGHT!

 

[rohand30]

But ... the kiss of a Vampire gives you eternal lifu not the marriage - no kiss after marriage
And the werewolf---ahh, forget it


Israel Kamakawiwo'ole = direct a night in Vegas because he's funny.
TrololoGuy = would have married him .... but dead.
Pikotaro = because he's left.


Choose!

Ccrash
Another Coffee
Hans Bloodsmith

FIGHT!

Kiss my sissy on the forehead
Marry coffee because he loves egg too
Kill has because he calls me Roanna (just kidding )



Now
Choose
@treki009
@rohand30
@Izza Chen

 

[Another Coffee]

Kiss my sissy on the forehead
Marry coffee because he loves egg too
Kill has because he calls me Roanna (just kidding )



Now
Choose
@treki009
@rohand30
@Izza Chen

I've decided. I'm marrying all of you and having a harem. I've spoken.

CHOOSE!

A clown!
A mime!
A puppeteer!

 

[Ccrash]

mime = Well, sweetheart, if you have anything against me spending 5000euro then say something now. Nothing? okay! c:
clown = My affair with that sexy clown nose
puppeteer = dolls x.x

Choose:
Michael Myers
Ghostface
Freddy Krüger