LaughLines with SusieQ™ [ week # 2 ]

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I hope to make you laugh, and put a little lift in your day. Once a week I will change the jokes and post a NEW LaughLines topic, closing the previous week. If you want me to continue please click the " LIKE " button

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Why don't Blondes double recipes ?
The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months ?
Because it said From 2-4 years on the box

What goes VROOM - SCREECH -VROOM- SCREECH ?
A blonde at a flashing red light

How do you get a blonde on the roof ?
Tell her drinks are on the house

What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt ?
A brain tumor !

What does a blonde say if you blow in her ear ?
" Thanks for the refill "

Why did the blonde douche with toothpaste ?
She heard it reduces cavities

Why did the blonde have rectangular tits ?
Because she didn't take the tissues out of the box

What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning ?
A visitor !

How do you punish a blonde ?
Put her in a round room and tell her to stand in the corner

why didn't the blonde get to Disney World ?
Because as she approached the exit the sign said " Disney Left " , so she she turned around & went home !


What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you ?
Pull the pin and throw it back !

what do you call a smart blonde ?
A golden retriever


Why do blondes make awful bank robbers ?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards

What does marrying a blonde and a tornado have in common ?
At first there's a lot of sucking & blowing , then you lose your house

What did the blonde say when her brunette sister told her she slept with a Brazilian ?
" You slut !! How many are in a Brazilian ? "

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Laughter connects us as people , laughter has no foreign accent. . .
Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor should be to set off that spark in one another. It connects us all and joins us in happiness, even if only momentarily. Live happy, laugh long, laugh hard.
Best Regards,

SusieQ™



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SusieQ

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Week # 2.. Hope it gives you a little giggle..
 
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