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Yoda

Master of The Force
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Member for 6 years
Have you seen a funny comment posted in the forums? I have!! Do you have a favorite quote you like to use often? I do!!

So I'm making this thread in honor of the comedians in the community and others to share their favorite quotes of all time.

I'll start:

"Google clearly does not know me as well as it thinks it does." (Talking about an app that Google play store recommended for her. It wasn't her type of game! LOL)
Courtesy of @CordeliaCross - Posted in a message to me on Viber

And my Top 5 quote for those *facepalm* moments ... "Maybe you should go to Amazon/Ebay and buy a clue!"
 

CordeliaCross

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Member for 5 years
I've always loved :

“For if you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners to be corrupted from their infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded from this, but that you first make thieves and then punish them.”

-Sir Thomas More in Utopia written in 1516.



There's also always been something so special to me about this one:

"Voilà!
In View, a humble Vaudevillian Veteran, cast Vicariously as both Victim and Villain by the Vicissitudes of Fate. This Visage, no mere Veneer of Vanity, is a Vestige of the Vox populi, now Vacant, Vanished. However, this Valorous Visitation of a bygone Vexation stands Vivified, and has Vowed to Vanquish these Venal and Virulent Vermin Vanguarding Vice and Vouchsafing the Violently Vicious and Voracious Violation of Volition!
The only Verdict is Vengeance, a Vendetta, held as a Votive, not in Vain, for the Value and Veracity of such shall one day Vindicate the Vigilant and the Virtuous.
Verily, this Vichyssoise of Verbiage Veers most Verbose, so let me simply add that it's my Very good honor to meet you, and you may call me V."


This was V's famous speech from V for Vendetta.


"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed."
- G.K. Chesterton


"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."
- Albert Einstein



"When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks into you."
- Friedrich Nietzsche


There are so many others that I love, I could go on reciting quotes all day :D.
 

KhanTipaS

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Member for 6 years
This quote's are best when you were too lazy to get up every morning its motivational.

" Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceeds from the mouth of God. " - Jesus Christ

" He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something. " - Josephine Baker

"Like love, breakfast is best when made at home. " -Gina Barreca
 

Icantthinkofgoodname

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Member for 5 years
"I like Hard games the harder the game the more i enjoyed it to the point that i need to cheat."
- Icantthinkofgoodname 2018
 

K3ngo95

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Member for 5 years
I will let you know that! version2
I will let you know that fruits are not made from trees but in hardwork.
I will let you know that swords are not made from steel but with weaponsmith.
I will let you know that lemon is not a fruit it's a citrus.
I will let you know that white house is not actually white it's color red.
I will let you know that donald is not playing poker because he got no trump card.
I will let you know that guitar is a perverted pirate because Guit hes arr.
I will let you know that penguins are not birds they are poultry.
I will let you know that mushrooms are not fungus because they are Rooms.
I will let you know that pop is not a musical genre but a corn.
I will let you know that by reading this i know you're an idiot.
I will let you know that idiot is not a word but a term.
I will let you know that idiot has no meaning so don't get angry to yourself.
I will let you know that pie is not a cake but a person who die.
I will let you know that!
 

Mark A

˜”*1̴̸̷̶̵̧̛̛̪͍̖̦̣̜̠̯̰̻̫̪̰̞̙̎̀̊̑̏́͛̂͐͋̋̈́̊̿̕͝͝͠ͅ *”˜
Member for 6 years
I will not be late in class again. I will not be late in class again.
I will not be late in class again. I will not be late in class again.
I will not be late in class again. I will not be late in class again.
I will not be late in class again. I will not be late in class again.

Quote from my childhood. ~Ahh life. This sh*t did not work~ I want a refund.
An entire pad paper filled with that and the "I will not forget to do my assignments again."
 

Mark A

˜”*1̴̸̷̶̵̧̛̛̪͍̖̦̣̜̠̯̰̻̫̪̰̞̙̎̀̊̑̏́͛̂͐͋̋̈́̊̿̕͝͝͠ͅ *”˜
Member for 6 years
Best Quotes from Youtubers. (In my opinion.)

"Oh if you think that was intense, wait when you feel my n*pples."
-Avxry

"GIVE BIRTH!"
-H2o Delirious

"Hey! What's that over there? Stay tuned to the end of the video if you want to know." * Then Plays Ali-A's intro.*
-Pewdiepie
 

OEm4rxion

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Member for 5 years
"If life gives you Lemons, don't make lemonade, MAKE LIFE TAKE THOSE LEMONS BACK!
:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:
:mad:GET MAD!:mad:
:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:

I don't want THOSE DAMN LEMONS
What I'm supposed to do with these!?
Demand to see life's Manager!

:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:
Make Life Rue the day it thought it could give Cave Jonhsons Lemons!!

DO YOU KNOW WHO I'M?!

I'm the man who's gonna BURN YOU HOUSE DOWN!
Whit the Lemons!!


I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon to BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! "


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CordeliaCross

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Best Quotes from Youtubers. (In my opinion.)

"Oh if you think that was intense, wait when you feel my n*pples."
-Avxry

"GIVE BIRTH!"
-H2o Delirious

"Hey! What's that over there? Stay tuned to the end of the video if you want to know." * Then Plays Ali-A's intro.*
-Pewdiepie

You forgot :

"Top O' the mornin' to ya Laddies!"
-Jacksepticeye,



And here is another good one
"For we pay a price for everything we get or take in this world, and although ambitions are well worth having, they are not to be cheaply won."
- Lucy Maud Montgomery
 

Mark A

˜”*1̴̸̷̶̵̧̛̛̪͍̖̦̣̜̠̯̰̻̫̪̰̞̙̎̀̊̑̏́͛̂͐͋̋̈́̊̿̕͝͝͠ͅ *”˜
Member for 6 years

Mark A

˜”*1̴̸̷̶̵̧̛̛̪͍̖̦̣̜̠̯̰̻̫̪̰̞̙̎̀̊̑̏́͛̂͐͋̋̈́̊̿̕͝͝͠ͅ *”˜
Member for 6 years
So I found this by accident.
The original post can be found in the "Male vs. Female" thread in off-topic.

"I think friendly and competition are two words that could ever live in the same universe because once people hear the word competition,their brain goes into battle mode. But sure, we "can try". Good luck everybody.😈" - @Skullgirl22
 

CordeliaCross

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"There is no formula for success except perhaps an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings," ~Arthur Rubinstein
 

CordeliaCross

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"Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness." ~ Desmond Tutu
 
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