Ruff Ryders

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cemkurt12

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A guy walks into a store with his dog.
The manager sees him and says, "Hey, you can't have your dog here, you have to leave!"
The guy replies, "Oh, don't worry, this is a talking dog, watch. Hey Rusty, how does sandpaper feel?"
The dog says, "ruff!". Still, the owner kicks them out.
On the walk back, the dog says, "****, I should've said 'like sand'."
 
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