The avatar above is fighting you, how screwed are you?

[Mark A]

I wonder...
20% chance of winning I guess...

I'm just a derpy-unicorn please don't hurt me; Now come closer so I can stab you with my horn *cough*... I mean come closer, I have candy, I can make rainbows...and I have free Wi-Fi!

 

[0 Thunderstorm 0]

Hee hee.

 

[FoxInFlames]

You picked the wrong fool, fool!, I already have my gun on you!

Your chances depend only upon the cheats I use!

 

[MattJones]

Hey @Fixing beat you cause I sing you to death lol

 

[omegaluke]

I think I have a pretty good chance lol

 

[PowerTrix3]

I am pretty sure I have a good chance at beating a wolf since I AM A FREAKING GUARDIAN FROM THE LEGEND OF ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD

 

[Lanceryder999]

i don't know if you could hurt me since I'm just a zombie made out of data but i sure as hell can't hurt you and I'm too busy escaping from the digital realm anyway

 

[Blasphemy]

...I guess if a zombie made of data could issue copyright claims, then I may be screwed. I dunno how a scuffed Nike logo's gonna hurt you tho.