The thing closest to your right hand is your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. How screwed are you?

[kamiruxii]

(Aside from your phone or mouse of course )

Mine's a candy wrapper Goodbye I guess?

 

[pastel]

mine is pillow...

oh gosh.

 

[Ladymarina]

I wouldnt be I would have a machine gun.

 

[Gentoro47]

Welp,
Mines a big box of goldfish crackers so in less the zombies life goldfish more than brains I'm scared heavily.

 

[Kashaza]

A balloon...

 

[punkleia]

My tiny Jack Russell dog

 

[Aquamarine]

My cat... Welp, guess i'll die

 

[Ccrash]

...varginal-applicator.
I just had to take a photo of this or else no one would believe me! I am working. This is my workplace. There we have varginal-applicator. It's not mine. I don't need it. Ahh, I'm making this worse.

 

[Earthshaker34]

...varginal-applicator.
I just had to take a photo of this or else no one would believe me! I am working. This is my workplace. There we have varginal-applicator. It's not mine. I don't need it. Ahh, I'm making this worse.
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I am starting to believe you less and less . You are making this worse

 

[Ccrash]

I am starting to believe you less and less . You are making this worse

I... I can't proof it... but I swear it's not mine and not for me.
Feels like telling a police officer that I didn't do it.

 

[Hans Bloodsmith]

...varginal-applicator.
I just had to take a photo of this or else no one would believe me! I am working. This is my workplace. There we have varginal-applicator. It's not mine. I don't need it. Ahh, I'm making this worse.
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Right, I don't know what a varginal applicator is so please forgive me for thinking dirty for a split second.....*cough*
By the way, what happen to your hand?

 

[Earthshaker34]

Right, I don't know what a varginal applicator is so please forgive me for thinking dirty for a split second.....*cough*
By the way, what happen to your hand?

Yea... search doesn't help with it... dont try it..

 

[Hans Bloodsmith]

Yea... search doesn't help with it... dont try it..

Meh, what the worse could happ- OH SWEET MAMA, IS THAT A BASEBALL BAT SHAPED D-LDO?!

 

[Earthshaker34]

Meh, what the worse could happ- OH SWEET MAMA, IS THAT A BASEBALL BAT SHAPED D-LDO?!

It seems like it...

 

[Hans Bloodsmith]

It seems like it...

My eyes have been tainted, for i have gaze upon the abyss that is humanity....

 

[kingcal217]

an airpod case

i can do anything wit music so i’m straight

 

[Earthshaker34]

an airpod case

i can do anything wit music so i’m straight

Can you be homo with it? If so how are you exactly straight ? :O

 

[Hans Bloodsmith]

an airpod case

i can do anything wit music so i’m straight

If Michael Jackson's Thriller have taught me anything, is that Undead and Music was a very awesome combination

 

[Tutturuu]

A mechanical pencil..i started to think bout john wick

 

[Ccrash]

Right, I don't know what a varginal applicator is so please forgive me for thinking dirty for a split second.....*cough*
By the way, what happen to your hand?

Applicator:

We use it to apply liquids and ointments in the female genital area.
In the pack is actually also a moisture ointment for itching & burning but well... either way I wouldn't survive the apocalypse with this

I accidentally cut myself with a knife while working and as the good nurse that I am I drew a smiley on the bandage to feel better and wrote todays date underneath. Mainly because I'm used to do that.

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@Hans Bloodsmith & @Earthshaker34
You guys are way too dramatic...
Especially Hans
But I promise you, little Hans, it is nothing - nothing - nothing of what your mind is telling you!