The thing closest to your right hand is your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. How screwed are you?

[Hans Bloodsmith]

Applicator:
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We use it to apply liquids and ointments in the female genital area.
In the pack is actually also a moisture ointment for itching & burning but well... either way I wouldn't survive the apocalypse with this

I accidentally cut myself with a knife while working and as the good nurse that I am I drew a smiley on the bandage to feel better and wrote todays date underneath. Mainly because I'm used to do that.

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@Hans Bloodsmith & @Earthshaker34
You guys are way too dramatic...
Especially Hans
But I promise you, little Hans, it is nothing - nothing - nothing of what your mind is telling you!

Nonsense! You wouldn't know if you don't try it first. If John Wick can kill a man with a pencil, a book and a horse. Then i don't see why you couldn't dispose a rotting undead with that.... Thing.

Ouch, hope that hand get healed up soon then, i wouldn't survive a month without my left hand...for ehh... Reasons. Male reason.

I assure you that my reaction and thought process are completely pure and not in any way, shape or form, influenced by my teenage libido....

 

[Ccrash]

Nonsense! You wouldn't know if you don't try it first. If John Wick can kill a man with a pencil, a book and a horse. Then i don't see why you couldn't dispose a rotting undead with that.... Thing.

"That ..Thing" feels like you still don't know what an Applicator is
Okay... There is a slight chance that I survive with that thing... and much luck.
Then what? Is it going to be displayed in a museum in the future?

Ouch, hope that hand get healed up soon then, i wouldn't survive a month without my left hand...for ehh... Reasons. Male reason.

Ohh...... ooh..... yes. Good that I am right-handed and not a guy.
But... I wouldn't survive a month without my right hand... for reasons. For drawing reasons.

Anyways thank you. It hurt like hell at first but It's better now

assure you that my reaction and thought process are completely pure and not in any way, shape or form, influenced by my teenage libido....

Of course! I would never-ever-never suspect anything like that! No influence! No dirtiness! No teenage libido!

 

[Desde13]

I'm not that bad off. It's my cat.

 

[Johannes Bryan]

My bookbag. An empty godforsaken bookbag. At least if I die I know my drafts and blueprints are in a "safe" place. Cheers to my death, yay! Raise a glass to freedom, something I will never see again! *lifts a glass of whiskey*

 

[Enishi]

my laptop...
Aaand since i'm not gonna use it as a weapon, the wall? (free wifi)
that or the tree...

 

[Daelan]

Electric toothbrush...I guess something interesting could come out of it?

 

[Jonaaa]

My dog

 

[Daelan]

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These past years of me studying german have been worth it for being able to read a vaginal applicator box

 

[Ccrash]

These past years of me studying german have been worth it for being able to read a vaginal applicator box

And that's everything you need to know! Congrats you are literally german now

 

[fani2194]

a water bottle... well i guess it's time to die

 

[Pyrobon]

An AC remote... Welp definitely not going to survive lol

 

[R1NXP1]

A screw...looks like I'm screwed.

 

[Lace33]

Mine is a fan lol.

 

[crazycupcake]

... a hand sanitizer :/

 

[Thisisamy]

ok so how am I supposed to defend myself with a pasta pack!

 

[Silentragnarok]

Mine is my phone charger. Guess I just going to lasso it out like a cowboy

 

[Smith222]

Man I'm about to freek the f out on that zombie with.....
..a couch cushion lmao

 

[axelleviii]

a waterbottle... good bye friends it's been real

 

[coolsauce]

My mom's right foot..

 

[Yesman]

Remote. I'm super screwed. Unless I can like control them with it then they're super super screwed!