The thing closest to your right hand is your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. How screwed are you?

[Thianyx]

Very, it's a box of tissues

 

[Carsye]

Buttons.

Fml, im gonna sew the hell out of them.

 

[MarkyMilly]

I have a glass bottle filled with my favorite soda and no way Im going to break that.
So im screwed

 

[vikkifirmager]

wow I feel mean...my son, I don't want to, I'll throw myself so he can run away and save himself...I'll take a bullet for him, he's my true love, he's my little baby

 

[UnethicalUnicorn55]

Metal nail file so 50/50 chance of survival

 

[ghostiepeach]

scissors feels like way too close hand to hand combat with a zombie lmao

 

[Weezie91]

My 5 year old son... Oh gosh the zombie is going to be questioned to their second death

 

[Cholee]

A pair of sandal? What can it achieve besides to sole my feet. The least it could is to kill a cockroach, as if zombie would be smaller than cockroach.

 

[Midig]

Someone else's phone. Lol, I'm going to use it as a hammer, I'm going to kill zombies with an old phone.

 

[Cholee]

How tough is your old phones, err incorrect i should say.... Feature phone?

Someone else's phone. Lol, I'm going to use it as a hammer, I'm going to kill zombies with an old phone.

 

[Midig]

The most ordinary old phone. Like Nokia. But we have such Nokia of asphalt break. Lol)

 

[TikBoyong]

Santa Clause Figurine and My Blind Cat Bajiji
So yup im tottally dead haha

 

[1DegreeSeparation]

A coffee cup. Well... I guess I can stuff it in their mouth or hit them over the skull with it. If I'm lucky one of the shards may even be large enough to kill myself with.

 

[treki009]

Cellphone bye..

 

[Moonlightbabyxoxo]

The closest thing to me is a tuppaware container filled with shortbread biscuits so um.... I'm totally and utterly WASTED

 

[lushorange]

The closest thing to me is a tuppaware container filled with shortbread biscuits so um.... I'm totally and utterly WASTED

Yum! Please share!

Mine's no help either: I've a giant rice krispy treat and a Starbucks refresher See you all on the other side!

 

[Moonlightbabyxoxo]

Yum! Please share!

Mine's no help either: I've a giant rice krispy treat and a Starbucks refresher See you all on the other side!

The next best thing other than my shortbread is a box full of dog bones and toys

 

[lushorange]

The next best thing other than my shortbread is a box full of dog bones and toys

Are any of the dog bones and toys sharp? That could help...?!

 

[Moonlightbabyxoxo]

Are any of the dog bones and toys sharp? That could help...?!

Sadly not sharp but some of them are Kong toys so they're pretty damn hard, could possibly kill a zombie if it was precisely aimed and smashed their skull to pieces

 

[DLuuuc]

A bit late to the party but... Haha, got a hospital bedsheet... Maybe I'm the zombie?