Veterinary Joke

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CordeliaCross

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This one is a little cheesy but funny:


A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room.

Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Finally, the doctor
comes in, prescribes some medicine and hands the man a $250 bill.

“This must be a mistake,” the man says. “I’ve been here only 20 minutes!”

“No mistake,” the doctor says. “It’s $100 for the lab test, $100 for the cat scan and $50 for the medicine.”
 

Desde13

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Jesus.... reeaaal clever. That doc earned that PhD alright.
You mean really CLAWver right?

I love this joke. I will have to tell my vet this. They've probably already heard it. I have to pay $250 to gas my cat so they can give him a cut.
 
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