I’ve had four dogs while alive and they were named Max, Gem, Bailey and Billy, the last two are currently around and are brothers in every sense, all border collies too
Meow Meow. We found him behind the washing machine as a kitten and couldn't decide on a name for him so we just half assed it. People laugh, half in second hand embarrassment, half in amusement when they ask what my cats name is. *shakes head in regret*