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A guy walks into a store with his dog. The manager sees him and says, "Hey, you can't have your dog here, you have to leave!" The guy replies, "Oh, don't worry, this is a talking dog, watch. Hey Rusty, how does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "ruff!". Still, the owner kicks them out. On the walk...

So there was this assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet. A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, "Are you the guy who charges $10,000 a bullet?" "Yup." "What if you miss?" He looks at the man, deadly serious. "I don't miss..." "Okay, well I've got $20,000. I just found out my wife...

Title of your introduction thread: Greetings from germanyHow did you find us? I was searching for EXAGEAR for Android because I want to play "arcade pool 2" on my android tablet. Its an old game and maybe nobody else knows it here... but I used to play it with my family when I was younger so its...