Dad Jokes

[Asoul Modder]

My big brother was saying that every boy got hands of girls in his back to support in his life to be successful
Than I say
Girls only take there hands on a successful boy

 

[Blasphemy]

This thread was meant to make me laugh in my sad days. Thank you guys for the jokes(I also miss my dad doing jokes like this). So way back when my dad was around, we were on the car that time and he was reversing the car then he said “Ahh, this takes me back.”

No biggie. We're here for each other in the form of dad jokes, aren't we? Your dad sounds like a good dad. And also funny.

Two chemists walk into a bar. They both say ouch.

 

[Mrach31]

Yo, I wanna ask something.. What's the word when 2 vegans got into a really bad argument with each other? It can't be called a beef no?

 

[Blasphemy]

No it certainly cannot.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

 

[Weezie91]

What do you call ghost boobys??

Paranormal entittys


Also another one of my favourites which my son told me


If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?

An iWitness.

 

[Mrach31]

What do you call ghost boobys??

Paranormal entittys

LMAO.. Then I guess I should start calling a ghost with a schlong Paranornal enpeepees

 

[Blasphemy]

Dad: Someone among us is an owl. Me: Who? Dad: *Narrows eyes suspiciously*

 

[Rosina]

Im going to use this dad jokes on my dad

 

[Rosina]

• "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."

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I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

 

[MYJENNNIFER9]

What do ye call a Hog that does Karate?!
- A Hog Chop.

Here's another rare jokes....
What do ye call a magic dog?

- A Labracadabrador.

Ok this is the last one....

Knock, Knock.
who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?!
No Bell, so I just knocked.

 

[Nat9510]

Why did the tomato blush?

because he saw the salad dressing

 

[Asoul Modder]

Why did the tomato blush?

because he saw the salad dressing

Nice but it is the topic of dad jock

 

[Nat9510]

Sorry. I must have posted in the wrong forum

 

[Asoul Modder]

Sorry. I must have posted in the wrong forum

No I just informed you the title your jock is nice

 

[YannyBunny]

When you ask a dad if he's alright, the answer is "No, I’m half left"

 

[YannyBunny]

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey

 

[YogirlMia]

Lol these are gems. I got one:

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant. Ba dum tsss..

 

[YogirlMia]

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey

I didn't get this at first, when I did I was like, oooh "I'm eighty"

 

[YogirlMia]

Why did the tomato blush?

because he saw the salad dressing

My dad dropped this one on us while we were eating salad one night (years ago). Everyone almost choked because it was out of nowhere

 

[YannyBunny]

My dad dropped this one on us while we were eating salad one night (years ago). Everyone almost choked because it was out of nowhere

I guess he saw it was fitting that time

The only dad joke my dad ever made is a classic one. I said "I'm hungry" and my dad went "Hi Hungry, I'm dad"