Dark humor

[Henrysp48]

She said I wasn't her type because I work at the mortuary.
Then she got hit by a truck

Guess who is dying to see me now

 

[Tempestive]

What's the difference between a truck full of sand and a truck full of babies?

Spoiler: Answer

Only one of them can be emptied with a pitchfork.

 

[Vinnie01]

Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa? Because they make the toys.

 

[Tempestive]

How many babies does one need to paint a wall?

Spoiler: Answer

Splatter size depends on how hard you throw them.

 

[Vinnie01]

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.
Being a sniper is awesome.

 

[WilhelmGer]

Dank

Post automatically merged: Jan 19, 2024

 

[Tempestive]

What's the difference between a truck full of sand and a truck full of babies?

Spoiler

Only one can be emptied out with a pitchfork.