Give me your best old man jokes

[Madilyn]

I need to laugh. Im a bit stressed rn.

 

[Yunah]

So, imagine that i'm an 80 years old grandpa....
In my youth, I married my wife because she had big Ys, and long legs... Now, she has long Ys , and big legs..

 

[Madilyn]

So, imagine that i'm a 80 old grandpa....
In my youth, I married my wife because she had big Ys, and long legs... Now, she has long Ys , and big legs..

OMG

 

[bellerose12]

what do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh! ... realizing now this joke works better when you say it out loud.

 

[Madilyn]

what do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh! ... realizing now this joke works better when you say it out loud.

I like it no worries

 

[Weezie91]

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A Mammoth

 

[axelleviii]

how do you make holy water? you boil the hell out of it.