LIES WE HEAR EVERYDAY

[Asra69]

"I'm on my way!" (L) meaning: to begin to shower, to finish dressing up.
"I'm on a diet" (L) meaning: to snack a little chips, a little cake, a little cookie, a little noodle, a little chocolate, a little..eat the world already.
"You're so pretty!" (L) meaning: I'm still prettier,lol.
*Some jokes in my country no offense. Just smile

 

[Daniel]

lol, i hear these sometimes

 

[Blasphemy]

"I'll do it later" (L) meaning: I won't do it. Ever.

"We should meet up sometime" (L) meaning: I've already forgotten your name and am currently contemplating what to get for dinner

"I read the terms and conditions" (L) meaning: You and I both know I didn't

""Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold and a representative will be with you shortly." (L) meaning: I'm a bot. I couldn't give a s**t even if I wanted to. Also no one will come.

 

[Lundabad]

"Hey, can you kindly check this out for me, I currently have a lot of stuff to work with and would require your assistance" - I am gonna make you do my work for me fool.

 

[Vinnie01]

"Sorry I just can't today, I have a lot going on today"(L) meaning: Too busy doing nothing and the bed is too comfy to get up

 

[Yoda]

"Sorry gotta go, my turtles are barking." (L) Meaning: Clearly I don't want to talk to you. Now or ever.

 

[Vinnie01]

"Sorry gotta go, my turtles are barking." (L) Meaning: Clearly I don't want to talk to you. Now or ever.

This is something else .

 

[WilhelmGer]

I didn't do anything(L): I did it

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Turtle barking..LOL

 

[lovecraftina]

Here are some from my area.

"I'm not very hungry. I'll just have a salad/ light snack"- I'm famished and am going to steal your fries

"We'll see."- yeah, we're NOT gonna do that AT ALL and I hope you forget about it. (Popular parent response to kids asking for something)

"I don't know/ care "- I actually DO know AND care, but YOU don't listen to me when I tell you and we end up doing what/ going where you (or someone else if in a group) want(s) anyway, so why bother?

 

[MyaSat]

“bye bye take care” - I hope you never come back.