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Name of the movie you are reviewing: Pressure Point
Well... A movie about a guy who bumbles through being an assassin as an elephant would move through a crystal shop. An overly ripe gem of a bad movie.
Review:
First off, a big warning, this movie stinks. It's one of those gems of cinematic ineptitude that really should be seen just to say you experienced it.
Pretty much you have the hero, Sebastian Dellacourt (played by the director and screen 'writer' Don Mogavero... There is a reason why you haven't heard of him before), really really not do a good job at being an assassin.
Along with him being bad at his job, he is difficult to look at, and he acts like a community theater reject. He also sort of looks like an elderly Payton Manning.
The entire movie you have to fight to both stay awake and understand what the hell is going on. Each scene is so convoluted and filled with pointless wandering about that an acme anvil falling out of the sky onto a coyote would make sense or at least be more entertaining to watch.
Some scenes look like the 'hero' is peeing in bushes when I'm guessing he is supposed to be staking something out.
At that point I was beginning to talk with my hands out of frustration. What the heck is this guy supposed to be?
This movie starts out with an confusing airplane flight, awkward Spanish dialogue, an exploding birthday cake, a snow mobile that had about 2.5 kt of tnt on it that slowly taps a rock and explodes, and a never explained reason for an arrest.
If you like weird flashbacks and transitions then this movie is for you. Nothing in this mess makes any sense at all. Explosions don't make sense. Phone calls make no sense. There isn't a single moment of this that makes sense.
Giving you a warning, the only way this should be watched is the Rifftrax version. I watched the original first before Rifftrax and there isn't a way to watch this without the constant jokes.
You could also get loaded on a fifth of makers and a few prerolled pot smokes and invite your friends over to make fun of it.
Would you recommend this to other users? Well.. no. Don't watch this. If you find it on TV (it would have to be a very diabolical program director at very local TV station) turn the channel.
If you want to get together with your friends, get wasted, and have fun at the expense of a bad movie then this movie is perfect.
You can find both the steaming pile version and the Rifftrax version on Amazon Prime. You could probably find the pile version YouTube.
Rating(1-5):
Well... A movie about a guy who bumbles through being an assassin as an elephant would move through a crystal shop. An overly ripe gem of a bad movie.
Review:
First off, a big warning, this movie stinks. It's one of those gems of cinematic ineptitude that really should be seen just to say you experienced it.
Pretty much you have the hero, Sebastian Dellacourt (played by the director and screen 'writer' Don Mogavero... There is a reason why you haven't heard of him before), really really not do a good job at being an assassin.
Along with him being bad at his job, he is difficult to look at, and he acts like a community theater reject. He also sort of looks like an elderly Payton Manning.
The entire movie you have to fight to both stay awake and understand what the hell is going on. Each scene is so convoluted and filled with pointless wandering about that an acme anvil falling out of the sky onto a coyote would make sense or at least be more entertaining to watch.
Some scenes look like the 'hero' is peeing in bushes when I'm guessing he is supposed to be staking something out.
At that point I was beginning to talk with my hands out of frustration. What the heck is this guy supposed to be?
This movie starts out with an confusing airplane flight, awkward Spanish dialogue, an exploding birthday cake, a snow mobile that had about 2.5 kt of tnt on it that slowly taps a rock and explodes, and a never explained reason for an arrest.
If you like weird flashbacks and transitions then this movie is for you. Nothing in this mess makes any sense at all. Explosions don't make sense. Phone calls make no sense. There isn't a single moment of this that makes sense.
Giving you a warning, the only way this should be watched is the Rifftrax version. I watched the original first before Rifftrax and there isn't a way to watch this without the constant jokes.
You could also get loaded on a fifth of makers and a few prerolled pot smokes and invite your friends over to make fun of it.
Would you recommend this to other users? Well.. no. Don't watch this. If you find it on TV (it would have to be a very diabolical program director at very local TV station) turn the channel.
If you want to get together with your friends, get wasted, and have fun at the expense of a bad movie then this movie is perfect.
You can find both the steaming pile version and the Rifftrax version on Amazon Prime. You could probably find the pile version YouTube.
Rating(1-5):
