Any Harry Potter fans?

[Another Coffee]

this sums up what JK Rowling has done to the HP universe

Actually Hogwarts is not a castle but a community shelter for marcians.

 

[VerneJules]

Actually Hogwarts is not a castle but a community shelter for marcians.

JK Rowling: Neville Longbottom was a psychopathic tree hugger and Draco Malfoy was actually a furry.

 

[Another Coffee]

JK Rowling: Neville Longbottom was a psychopathic tree hugger and Draco Malfoy was actually a furry.

Voldemort actually lost his nose in a work accident because of unregulated extra hours in service of da man

 

[VerneJules]

Voldemort actually lost his nose in a work accident because of unregulated extra hours in service of da man

Harry Potter got his scar after donating skin to Voldemort to fix his nose hole.

 

[Another Coffee]

Harry Potter got his scar after donating skin to Voldemort to fix his nose hole.

HP wasn't visually impaired, he was making a statement

 

[Weezie91]

HP wasn't visually impaired, he was making a statement

Ron wasn't ginger until a dementor sucked his soul (I'm not gingerist I like all gingers)

 

[TikBoyong]

Potterhead here !