Half-Baked Wisdom!!

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Ccrash

The World's Greatest Cliffhanger!
Member for 4 years
I have to gain weight 😂

🥠 The greatest danger could be your stupidity.
 

Cholee

Veteran Lv7️⃣
Member for 4 years
Is there somekind school to master stupidity :D
Hey cutie tell your auntie that her nephew/niece is crazy
 

Ccrash

The World's Greatest Cliffhanger!
Member for 4 years
..... okay.

🥠 I know what you did last summer.
 

Cholee

Veteran Lv7️⃣
Member for 4 years
Don't tell anyone that i got pranked.
Don't you know? Your head is kinda glow
 

Ccrash

The World's Greatest Cliffhanger!
Member for 4 years
Ohhh. I'm a lamp now. But it was supposed to be a secret D:

🥠 Time to get some professional help
 

Cholee

Veteran Lv7️⃣
Member for 4 years
Whoa my bike crashed again.
Ouch you hammer a nail using flail
 

Ccrash

The World's Greatest Cliffhanger!
Member for 4 years
D:

🥠 Pigeon poopy doesn't taste good. You'll find that out the hard way.
 

PurpleGunGirl21

In Love Lv4️⃣
Member for 6 years
*spits out food* this cookies sounds more and more like it's threatening me instead of giving out wisdoms

🥠 You'll find that old remote control under your sofa. You're welcome.
 

PurpleGunGirl21

In Love Lv4️⃣
Member for 6 years
...well at least this can't get any more ominous than that...

🥠 Look up to the sun. You'll see all the answers there.
 

Ccrash

The World's Greatest Cliffhanger!
Member for 4 years
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🥠 Your liver hates you.
 
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PurpleGunGirl21

In Love Lv4️⃣
Member for 6 years
Must be cause of that bleach I drank when I was three. I can't believe my liver still holds a grudge after all these years.

🥠 Someone will knock on your door tonight. Prepare the gun.
 

Ccrash

The World's Greatest Cliffhanger!
Member for 4 years
.... I have no guns! I live in germany - getting guns is kinda hard around here...

🥠 The cake is a lie.
 

PurpleGunGirl21

In Love Lv4️⃣
Member for 6 years
Hah! Good thing I always have my powerbank with me! ⚡⚡

🥠 Someone will steal your left shoe soon! Make sure you only wear your right shoe when going out.
 

Ccrash

The World's Greatest Cliffhanger!
Member for 4 years
Good thing I'm always just wearing one shoe then...

🥠 Zombies eat brain - you'll be safe.
 

PurpleGunGirl21

In Love Lv4️⃣
Member for 6 years
Yes! I totally always knew being a big dumbass would help me someday!

🥠 That thing you ate last? Well... spolier alert: it's spoiled.
 

Cholee

Veteran Lv7️⃣
Member for 4 years
Brain is never spoiled, according to zombie encyclopedia
You want to bungee jumping but available only in your dream
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Yes! I totally always knew being a big dumbass would help me someday!

🥠 That thing you ate last? Well... spolier alert: it's spoiled.
aw we post a reply at the same time, let me rectify
 

Ccrash

The World's Greatest Cliffhanger!
Member for 4 years
Thats... okay .-.


🥠 42
 

PurpleGunGirl21

In Love Lv4️⃣
Member for 6 years
*scribbles 0 next to the 42*

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There will be a shooting star tonight. Don't forget to make your last wish before it hits you.
 
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