I am PurpleCrayon
I am 30 yrs IT
My medical group told me I suffer from 3 morbid conditions
-Yes, I hit the Trifecta!
I now spend my time at home like a recluse, but,
I manage some condos online and we've cleared 50k so far this year
-so I guess I'm still useful.
My hospital group sent me my Morbid Care package today,
so they can monitor me daily until I cash in my Morbid Credits-I guess.
-1 finger-thingy to check my oxygen and heart rate....and it's wireless
-1 blood pressure thingy so I can check my blood pressure.....and it's wireless
-1 digital scale to weigh myself daily.....and it's wireless(SERIOUSLY?)
-1 iPad-so they can take video of my ugly ass each day
So why would I be deserving of a Jailbroken PS3?
Well, I had been gaming for decades on consoles, but my career got in the
way and I was stuck using these damn Windows machines
-which were not designed for games.
But now I'm at home, with a LOT of time on my hands, having almost every
bodily function wirelessly monitored
And I've got 32" & 48" monitors that are dying to display some serious MODs
-that's all I've got for now, I just hope nobody's out there hacking my wireless scale